Funny Scottish nicknames?

Question

does anyone know one for just any scottish person in general, by the way i dont have a personal vendetta against the scottish just wanna say it to my mate :p

Answer 1

Er...Mac, or what about my name Jock!  An offensive one which is usually coined by the most ignorant of English people (thankfully most English people ARE NOT ignorant) is "Sweaty SWock" as it is rhyming slang for Jock.

Answer 2

Some common nicknames are based on short familiar versions of traditional names. Often people would put another word like, big, wee, young, auld or oor (to denote a blood relative) before the name.

e.g. Big Alek saw young Jimmy doon the street.

Dod - for George

Tam - for Thomas

Davey - for David

Shug - for Hugh

Wullie - for William

Jock - for John

Jimmy - for James

Eck, Alek, Sandy, Zander, for Alexander

Drew, Andy for Andrew

Maggie - for Margaret

Bessy - for Elizabeth

Annie for Ann

Jessy - for Jesica

Jeanie - for Jean

Jimmy is the name we would use if we didn't know someones name. It's just a generic name to call  a man.

Hen is usually a name to call any woman.

Answer 3

call him a FRISP

Fuc*in

Repulsive

Ignorant

Scots

Pig

Answer 4

loon for a boy

Answer 5

heard them all before and they're all cr@p!

Answer 6

Hamish MacHaggis

Answer 7

Damya

Answer 8

Jock or Jimmy for a man

Hen or hin for a girl

Answer 9

Angus Ma Coatup, or if you're the other way inclined, Ben Doon and Phil McCavity. Now treat it as a joke ! All you jocks out there. !