Funny T-Shirt Quote?

Question

Hey guys! It's my maths teacher's birthday next week. And we have to do something special for him. He's really cool! Can you guys please gimme some good ideas for funny and cool quotes for him. Preferably related to maths. Thanks a lot!

Answer 1

ehh for our math club we have "Keeping it Real" next to a+bi and the 'bi" is crossed out

for cross country there was this guy who had a shirt that said "I hate running" at the front and "....behind you" at the back

Answer 2

Try Cafepress.com.  Here is there link to math related stuff..pretty funny http://shop.cafepress.com/math?source=se...

John

http://www.spotlighttees.com

Answer 3

Print "I would have thought abert all he needed to know if he asked me"

Answer 4

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

Calculating in binary code is as easy as 01,10,11.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones.

Answer 5

Here's a bunch of math quotes...

http://thinkexist.com/quotations/mathema...

http://www.onlinemathlearning.com/funny-...

http://coolfunnyquotes.blogspot.com/2007...

http://www.juliantrubin.com/mathjokes.ht...

Answer 6

ummmmm

  2 smart

  2 kwl

=4 eva

......................................... i  dont know

Answer 7

dont worry,

i am a cool maths teacher

dont worry i'm not some maths obsessed virgin

maths turns me on