Funny Yo Mama Jokes?

Question

Here are mine:

1: Yo Mama's go ghetto, that when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out!

2: Yo Mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a beer can on the sidewalk. I went up to her and asked what's wrong, she said I'm moving.

3: Yo Mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

4: Yo Mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

5: Yo Mama's so ugly that she has to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to like her.

Yo MAMA'S SO UGLY SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND WAS ARRESTED FOR CHILD ABUSE.

IF U GOT ANY GOOD YO MAMA JOKES LET ME KNOW AND STAR IF U LIKE THESE

Answer 1

yo mama so hariy when she walked into the jungle she said i kown im not the only one.

Answer 2

sorry for posting so many times.It wasn't working and it kept saying that the code was invalid. SO SORRY

Answer 3

Yo mama's so fat when she walked down the stairs, i though eastenders was on!

My friends told me this, we couldn't stop lauging and got told off so much. Thanks Katie and Erin. LOL

Answer 4

Yo mama's so fat when she walked down the stairs, i though eastenders was on!

My friends told me this, we couldn't stop lauging and got told off so much. Thanks Katie and Erin. LOL

Answer 5

Yo mama's so fat when she walked down the stairs, i though eastenders was on!

My friends told me this, we couldn't stop lauging and got told off so much. Thanks Katie and Erin. LOL

Answer 6

Yo mama's so fat when she walked down the stairs, i though eastenders was on!

My friends told me this, we couldn't stop lauging and got told off so much. Thanks Katie and Erin. LOL

Answer 7

Yo mama's so fat when she walked down the stairs, i though eastenders was on!

My friends told me this, we couldn't stop lauging and got told off so much. Thanks Katie and Erin. LOL

Answer 8

Yo mama so fat she tripped on 4th ave. and landed on 21st

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out

Yo mama is so dum she thought 2-Pac Shaquire was a jewish holiday

Yo mama is so dum she thinks your smart

Yo mama when she heard it was chilly outside she brought a bowl & a spoon

Yo mama is so black she got marked absent in night school

Yo mama is so dum she sat on the t.v. & watched the couch

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter

Yo mama is so fat when she got shot in the leg gravy came out

Yo mama is so stupid she failed a blood test

Yo mama is so dum she went to Doc Dre for a papsmere

Yo mama is so small her feet show on her drivers liscence

Yo mama is so small she models for trophies

Answer 9

yol are wack i heard those jokes from barney and friends when i was 2 years old

Answer 10

yo mama so fat when she wanted to shake someones hand she had to give directions.

yo mama so fat people jog around her for excersise.

Answer 11

humped yo momma an a boat she stank so bad let a terd king Kong couldn't tot.                                                                             humped yo momma behind the sun stank so bad made Jesus run.                                                                            humped yo momma an a heater missed her p***y and brunt my peter

Answer 12

yo mama so poor that when i asked whats for tea she pulled out her shoe laces and said spaghetti

Answer 13

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptised at sea world