Funny answering machine messages?

Question

My mom and I both think that we should record a different funny answering machine message. We want one that people would not hang up on. Ours right now is " Hi this is the Pagsolingan and O'brien residence. We're in the middle of a family fght right now, Please leave your name and number at the beep and who ever wins will call you right back."

Answer 1

Thats funny i like that!

Answer 2

i like that!! its unique!! funny!!

Answer 3

My last vm was like u actually answering the phone. etc. " hello, hey what's up, wait a minute let me turn the t.v. down ( turn down t.v.) i'm back, could u do me a big favor and leave a msg cause this is not me ur talking 2.