Funny backwards drunk quote?

Question

uhmm i heard this quote over the weekend...it was was of thaose weird backwards when ur drunk quotes..lik im not as think as you drunk i am...that kinda thing..and it involved a line lik..smucking f**t..and miss off pisster or something of the sort..is you could please help me out...it was so funny but i dont remember it...thanks!

Answer 1

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

Answer 2

Sometime's you can find funny sayings that get printed on t-shirts, mugs, stickers, ect. on the site www.cafepress.com.  It's a site where merchants make items with sayings and pictures usually of their own creation as there are copyright laws out there.  But I have seen some sayings either, well known or ones people have just made up for sale on merchandise.  You might be able to find something there that will trigger your memory.

Answer 3

yeah ive never heard of it ! =(

Answer 4

I've seen t-shirts with "what makes you think you're so smucking f**t" on it; but never heard it in a "quote".

What you are referring to is called a spoonerism.  For example, it is kisstomary to cuss the bride -- instead of customary to kiss.  Or Rindercella and her steply ug sisters.  Or good afterable constanoon.

I can't help you with that particular one you heard; but this is the one I know (and love)...

Starkle, Starkle little twink;

Who the heck I are you think.

I'm not under the affluence of incahol,

though many thinkle peep I am.

I fool so feelish,

I don't know who is me;

and the drunker I sit here

the longer I get.