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Funny blonde joke!!?

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BLONDE CALENDER

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print

labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in the printer!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!! :eek:

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  1. Haha that was so not really funny

    4/5


  2. haha i may be blonde but i do appreciate a good blonde joke good job! star 4 u!

  3. The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

    "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


  4. LOL ...LMAO...That was funny :)

  5. i dont get sum of those but the others r pretty funny :)

  6. You have really excelled yourself in this compilation, you deserve a gold medal, for your good humoured funny story, very well done...!
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