Funny blonde joke!!!! star!!!?

Question

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails.

Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

Answer 1

a blonde woman was tired of being made fun of at work just because she was blonde, so one night she went home and thought, i will show them. so she spent hours memorising every capital, of every country, in the whole world.

the next day she went into work and said,"look I'm not just a stupid blonde, i know every capital of the world. go ahead, give me and country in the world and i will tell you the capital".

then one shouted out "Australia"  proudly she said  "A"  

Answer 2

LMAO nice one :P

Answer 3

lol luv it

hope u like this one...

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all taking their final exams to become secret agents.

the cheif says, "ok for your last test, i have placed each of your husbands in separate rooms. you have to go in and shoot him."

what the girls didn't know was that all the guns were loaded with blanks.

the brunette goes into the room with her husband, but she can't bring herself to shoot him and runs out crying. she fails the test.

the redhead also goes in to her husband, but she can't shoot him either so she fails.

the blonde goes in to the the last room. the cheif hears a gun shot, and then a lot of crashing and yelling. the blonde comes out after a while and he asks her, "what on earth was all that noise?"

the blonde replies, "well the gun didn't work so i had to beat him to death with a chair!"

Answer 4

It's not funny, because if she was really dumb, then why would she be at a university?

Answer 5

ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!! cooll i love blonde jokes~~!!!!!!!

hey beee i like ur jokes they r very funny can i add u to my contacts~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

nice one

Answer 7

very funny ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Answer 8

lol i liked becs joke.

How can you tell when a blonde has been at the computer......

There's white out on the screen and cheese next to the mouse.

Answer 9

i can laugh at my hair color.

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.

It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this," and she goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"

The blonde says "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!"

another one:

One day a cop was driving down the road when the car in front of him swerves sharply to the left and then to the right and then back to the left again. He turns on his lights and siren and pulls the car over.

When he approaches the driver he finds a blonde in the driver's seat obviously shaken from her experience. He asks her was she thought she was doing and she replied "oh Officer it was horrible! I was driving along when all of the sudden there was a tree in front of me! I swerved to the left to avoid it and there was another tree!! I then swerved to the right and there was another tree right in front of me! Then I swerved back to left and saw another one!! I don't understand what happened."

The cop looks at her and says "lady, that is your air freshener"

one more:

A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but

she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

Answer 10

Lol :)

Made me giggle

x*x

Answer 11

Thanks for sharing??