Funny booty crack stories?

Question

anybody have any funny stories of putting something down someone's crack or seeing others do it?

just for laughs...

haha once I was at a basket ball game, and there was this girl in front of my who had a HUGE butt crack showing. So me and my friend took little bits of granola bar, and we started throwing them at her, seeing if they could go in. that sounds stupid, but it was so funny, especially because the girl didn't notice, and there was a lot of granola in her crack. wonder if she was confused later on? lmao.

if you're going to whine and complain, don't bother replying. this is all in FUN and jokes.

Answer 1

Ha. One kid in our class always had his crack showing and one day a bunch of us kids had quarters and we made a line while he was leaning over of putting them in his crack. it was so funny! We managed to get a good 4-5 of them in there before he pulled em up and tried fishin em out!

Answer 2

wow, that's right on the line between funny and distrurbing.

Answer 3

Oh wow... this brings back GREAT memories!

When I was in high school this kid always had his butt crack showing when he bent down... someone got fed up with it so they stuck a pencil down it! haha

Also when my sisters and I used to lounge around the house in a pj's sometimes our cracks would hang out. I mean WHO CARES! It's just us... so of course everyone started sneak attacking the crack!

Answer 4

Seriously that is funny!!! I have no stories myself, but it is embaressing when my kids see someone with a butt crack showing no matter how many times I tell them to shush or to ignore it when they see it, they are still loud and obvious about it!