Funny drinking and b-day quotes?

Question

im making this thing called a chiva with a friend for our b-day (hes a guy) and we need some quotes for our t-shirts.We want them to be about partying and drinking or of like b-days but they have to be funny!

Answer 1

http://www.funnydesigns.com/funnyquotes....

Take a look, others will pick from this site, get there first...

or...

No, Ociffer, I Haben't Been Dwinking

http://www.humoroust-shirts.com/beer-dri...

Answer 2

If you dont like hang overs... Stay drunk

Answer 3

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Answer 4

The post above me made me think of this one....occifer occifer im not as think as you drunk i am

Answer 5

I use to complain when I had no shoes till I seen a man with no feet.

Answer 6

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

Answer 7

Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it

  

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere

"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol."

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do

Somebody left the cork out of my lunch."

Live For Today...Plan For Tomorrow...Party Tonight..!!!”

x x xx x thats such a fun idea .. hope you guys have a good night x

Answer 8

Happy Birthday to Jew

chiva with chivas