Funny exaggeration Quotes?

Question

Any Quotes & sayings on exaggeration that will make you smile

Answer 1

   Some folks never exaggerate - they just remember big.

~ by Attributed to Audrey Snead

   If you add to the truth, you subtract from it.

~ by The Talmud

   To exaggerate is to weaken.

~ by Jean François de La Harpe, Melanie, 1770

Answer 2

An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper.  

~Kahlil Gibran

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.  

~Author Unknown

Answer 3

Reports of My Death were Greatly Exaggerated. Mark Twain