Funny golf ball text, ideas please?

Question

So I want to buy a few dozen personalized golf balls for my grandfather and uncles who all golf with me, I can get a picture (i have a picture from our last outing) and a saying or text.

I am strapped for ideas on the saying, i was thinking something using the last name ______,

like _______ golf, a legacy in the rebuilding stage or something like that. I know there are some very creative and humorous people out there. We are all adequate golfers but would never admit it so if anyone has any great ideas i'd love to hear them.

Thanks

Answer 1

If you old codgers can't read this from where you are standing you need glasses.

Answer 2

SHANKED COURTESY OF A MEMBER OF THE ______ FAMILY.  

Thats the funniest ones ive ever seen.