a woman was standing in front of a mirror one day looking at her body, when her husband came in and asked what she was doing? the wife said" well im just looking at my b***s, trying to figure out a way to make them bigger"
the husband thought for a minute and said "toilet paper"
the wife said "im not stuffing toilet paper down my shirt"
he said "no no no, rub it between your b***s twice a day, that should do the trick"
so the wife said, "why would rubbing toilet paper between my b***s everyday make them grow"?
the husband replied, "i dunno but it sure as h**l worked for your ***"!
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