Funny joke for you all, what do you think?

Question

A Nun & a Soldier

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Answer 1

good one

Answer 2

Lolz I herd a joke Similar to that one It goes like this.

      

    A Midget spy is wanted from interpol/International Police

and He runs up to a Nun and  and ask es

" Please Sister will you let me hide under your dress"

And the nun says"Sure" so he hides under her dress and The Interpol comes running up and Says "Have you seen a little Midget around here" and she says " He went that Way" after The interpol were gone The midget Comes out from under the dress and Says " Thank you'' Then he says " Sister did you feel that kiss i gave you on your lower leg" she says ''Yes That was a sweet little kiss''. Then the Midget ask es ''if she felt that kiss he gave her on her thy'' and the nun replies ''That was ticklish kiss'' . Then he says ''Now If I was a little taller then you know where I would have Kissed?'' And the repliess In a deep voice"Yeah My Balls Because I'm a Spy too''!

Lol did you like it?

Answer 3

Nice one........................................

Answer 4

Funny !! Nun was a soldier man !!

Answer 5

boring

Answer 6

hehe i liked this. good one :)

Answer 7

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA .. ommmmg funnnnnnnny maaaaaaaan

Answer 8

That's very good, nice one...!

Answer 9

Ha, ha, ha!

Funny!

What about this?

A beautiful redhead visits her doctor complaining of chest pain. After asking her to remove all of her clothes the doctor conducts a complete and thorough examination of her body.

"What's wrong with me doctor?" asks the redhead.

"You've got acute angina." answers her GP.

"Thanks!" says the redhead. "My b***s and bum are pretty cute as well but I didn't come here fishing for compliments."

Answer 10

hahahahaha

Answer 11

hahaha good one!

Answer 12

Haha that was an okay joke not that funny but so-so.

Answer 13

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

It is really very funny.

Answer 14

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I almost peed on myself laughing so hard!   (okay, maybe I did pee just a little...!)

This was REALLY a great joke!

   Thank you!

Answer 15

lol, not bad ;)

Answer 16

Thats funny

Answer 17

Chuckle-worthy!