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Funny joke i found lolz?

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A farmer catches his daughter messing around with three of her friends at the same time and he goes to the boys and says I’m going to kill you all…The boys beg for forgiveness and the farmer says I’ll tell you what I’ll do…he points at his farm and says I want each of you to go and get one fruit or vegetable…so off go the boys and the first one comes back and the farmer says what did you bring and the boy said an peach and the farmer says you have to shove it up your *** without flinching or laughing and if you do I’ll let you go if you don’t I’ll kill you. So the boy tries and laughs because of the fuzz on the peach and the farmer shoots and kills him. The second friend comes and says I have ONE grape and the farmer tells him the same thing. And the boy says that should be easy so he sticks that one grape and all of a sudden he starts laughing so hard he starts to cry…the farmer looks at him surprised and said that should have been easy why are you laughing? And the boy points out in the distance and said "look my other friend is running back with a watermelon!"

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  1. It's okay...


  2. LOL that's a well good one

  3. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well it was sure  funny  enough  to tickle my funny bones mate   cheers and keep them rollin mate  

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