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Funny joke: the washcloth

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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me

that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,

but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink,

and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed, hopped up on the table,

looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I

was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal...Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

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  1. im sorry thats the greatest thing ever


  2. AAAHHH very funny!!!! bet he's still talking about that one!!!!

  3. lol, I feel sorry for you. oh well, the doctor got lucky.

  4. You had some magic fairy dust on this time....ha ha ha Sounds more like a real story from a mom in a hurry! Smiling here !!

  5. not good

  6. lol

  7. LMAO!! xD

    u get a star

  8. LOL

    You don't need a magic stick now!

  9. oh man thats a good one,

    i would be so embarrassed.

    how funny!

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