Question:

Funny jokes I came up with...Are they funny..be honest?

by Guest33319  |  earlier

0 LIKES UnLike



1) I drive a raggedy ol' car. That raggedy ol' thing, I knew it was raggedy too. Just the other morning, I had my car parked on the street, and operation brightside came and picked that sucker up, and threw it in the back of the truck, mistaking it for trash. It still had a junky sitting in there going..."HEY PUT ME DOWN!!"

2) When I was a little boy, I remember I kept hearing about the "holy ghost"..I didn't know what a holy ghost was. I was in church one day, and while the minister was preaching, there were folks who were screaming, stomping their feet, waving their hands in the air...and that used to scare the h**l out of me. I thought it was some ghost going around through the church touching people going "AH HAH!" people go "AAAAAH"...I be sitting in there going "I hope he doesn't catch my ***!"

3) THIS ONE'S KIND OF DIRTY: There was a lady who was working at this job agency. She had been working there for quite sometime and she is a devoted employee, and people loved her.

One day there was a new hire name d**k and he was known for being a wonderful employee. He went in and just done an amazing job with the assignment and employees admired his talent. Most were very proud of him.

One day, d**k didn't show up and for some strange reason, the lady was fired for verbal harrasment. A co-worker told the HR about her language when actually, she was just complimenting d**k's work ethnics by saying "I like d**k! d**k worked hard! Yea, d**k was good!"

 Tags:

   Report

10 ANSWERS


  1. they're ok... but not very funny i just smiled( half smile half frown )


  2. Sorry, but didn't find any of them funny

  3. The 1st and the 3rd are funny!

  4. Sorry mate, these jokes did nada for me.

    Oh be brave!

  5. terribly sorry but umm ha none of those are funny actually,..........      ....   .. they were kinda... um........... pathetic?

  6. Sorry, not funny.

  7. 3 was a low OK.Just OK thank you for the attempt of humor though.Work on delivery.

  8. don't quit your day time job

  9. Not that funny in my opinion but that is just me. Other people might like them...these just aren't the kind of humor I personally enjoy.

  10. 3rd 1 was the only funny `1

Question Stats

Latest activity: earlier.
This question has 10 answers.

BECOME A GUIDE

Share your knowledge and help people by answering questions.
Unanswered Questions