Funny jokes for someone who is attractive.?

Question

inside joke, don't ask.

but i need some things like:

"the word 'love' was invented because 'Michael Phelps' was too long"

"Michael Phelps hired some body guards to keep the girls away, 5 minutes later, he had to hire some girls to keep the body guards away"

funny stuff like that.

btw: i just used michael phelps as an example, i just want general stuff, not anything to do with MP or swim ming or anything.

thanks!

Answer 1

I think Deez Nuts Jokes are pretty funny:

http://www.bofads.com/stories/deeznutssa...