Funny little mind teasers for those who did not see them.?

Question

funny little mind teasers based on the Haiku 5'7'5 although not a Haiku. For those who did not see them.

1.)

Economic wealth,

Expensive transportation,

Poor man pays penance.

2.)

Lacks intelligence,

TV series; Most Wanted,

Countries Leader.

3.)

A summer’s delight,

Solid turns to liquid quick,

"Mum i'm all sticky".

4..)

Can walk on water,

Immaculate Conception,

A dead man walking.

5.)

Wrapped in nuns clothing,

Helium balloons revolve,

Stars twinkles brightly.

Answer 1

1. Taxes?

2. Bush?

3. Ice cream.

4. Jesus

5. Clown???