Funny love quotes?? phu-leezzz?

Question

yeah... i got this big crush..

and then.. he already has a girlfriend..

yep.. puppy love.. haha. bear with me people.

so i need some funny yet kinda romantic love quote for him..

thank you guys...

love ya'll

xoxo

Answer 1

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.”

"Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too.”

"Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it”

“Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.”

"Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back.”

"Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice.”

Answer 2

I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.

I like frogs, and their outlook, and the way they get together in wet places on warm nights and sing about s*x.

The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.

When I was little, I had a favorite teddy bear, who kept my secrets, shared my adventures, and wiped away all of my tears. I used to think that no one could take his place, then I found you!

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them until they become afraid and give in.

Answer 3

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.