Funny news headline?

Question

"Stabbing victim fingers defendant"

Taken from the New Orleans newspaper, the Times-Picayune.

http://www.nola.com/timespic/stories/index.ssf?/base/news-9/121402598592170.xml&coll=1

What are some you've seen lately?

Answer 1

"Dead person questioned in Homicide"

Answer 2

What the heck?

Answer 3

Technology News-http://livearticle.net/

Answer 4

I'd like to see someone try to top this one:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25338128/

Answer 5

" Man holds up gun retailer with pocket knife "

Answer 6

Peta just got pissed off by Wimbledon officials for shooting pidgeons that were disrupting a tennis match!!

clearly the people of Peta have no social life!