Funny old fashoned sayings?

Question

I love weird old fashoned sayings like "she could hunt bear with a switch", or "he's as mad as a wet cat" anybody got any good ones

Answer 1

"He dont know his butt from a hole in the ground"

"Ohh! That hick is madder than a wet set hen!"

"Get your a** around here before I tan your hide."

Answer 2

eat your crusts and you will get curly hair

eat your carrots so get good eye sight

you mark my words

he's mad as a meat axe

got an axe to grind

mad as a cut snake

strong as a mally bull

Answer 3

"Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya"

"He's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"

"I'm off like a herd of turtles"

"As slow as molasses in January"

Answer 4

Not worth a hill of beans

That dog won't hunt

Mad as an old wet hen

Busy as a cat on a hot tin roof

Answer 5

thats a dilly of a pickle

Answer 6

she sure has a bad case of the "can't help its"

Answer 7

cry all you want you'll pee less

madder tehn a wet hen

silly goose

thats my name dont wear it out

Answer 8

"Play in the fire and you'll wet the bed". and...

"A whistling women and a crowing hen always come to the same bad end"

(I hated this one because I still love to whistle.)