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are these granny/grandad jokes?

what do you think.

how does herpes leave the hospital?

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a man says to his wife: " i don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful @ the same time"

the wife responds: "god made me beautiful so you'd be attracted to me and stupid so i'd be attracted to you.

2 ducks go on their honeymoon & stay in a hotel. as they are about to make love the male duck says: "oh we haven't got any condoms, i'll ring down for room service". he calls reception and asks for some condoms to be sent up.

"ok sir" the woman says,"shall i put them on your bill?. "of course not" says the duck."i'll suffocate!!!"

what goes in hard & pink & comes out soft & sticky?

bubblegum :)

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Haha.

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I laughed at the man and wife joke

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funny. lol
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funny

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HAHAHAHAH?
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teehee, liked the duck one. =D
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I think the're funny, loved the duck one.
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Sorry, they were just really lame...
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hah it made my sister laugh too
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Nice ones.

But what goes in wet.........comes out dry.........and makes two people very happy?

Answer...........A tea bag
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You've got a star, because I chuckled...!
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The first one was kinda dumb..but the last three were alright. They made me smile so ill give you a star!
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Great

Star 4 U *

I love the duck one thats awesome

Thank You !

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