Funny pickup lines?

Question

you got any?

Answer 1

I own a chocolate factory. Would you like to be my girlfriend?

Answer 2

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?  

You remind me of a girl I used to date.



You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.  

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Answer 3

Excuse me are your panties cotton or could they be felt?

Those clothes look good on you but they would look great on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.