Funny practical joke...

Question

I need some good ideas for practical jokes to get my fiance back...we have an ongoing battle....& its my turn to get him!!! thanx!

Answer 1

cut his brake lines

Answer 2

tell him that some one stole some thing that he loves from him

Answer 3

If your fiance really loves his car or truck you can get a friend to put a note under the windshield after you and he go into a supermarket or store. Let it read "Sorry for the damage to your car, I will be glad to pay for the damage. Just call this phone number." A fake number of course. You can sit back and enjoy while he desperately searches for damage that doesn't even exist.

Answer 4

OK here you go

you need...

. a rubber band

. a sink with one of thoughs sprayer things on it

you do

. first run the foset tilll its freezeing cold of burning hot

. then once the water is hot or cold turn off the water .

. then wrap a rubber band around the sprayer so that way the  handle thing is holding down by itself with the band.

. tell him to go do the dishes of something that makes him turn on the water lol then he gets soaked. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww3wpRydG...

Answer 5

clingfilm over the toilet (dont do it over the seat, do it under the seat but above the rim, h**l never notice.

OR

put a condom over his exhaust (if he has his own car)

OR

go t a restaurant with him, accidently on purpose spill something on him, tell him to get cleaned up in the loos, and whilst hes gone superglue his plate to the table, and his glass if you have enough time. When the waiter comes to take the plate they wont be able to and u can just go _________ what have u done now?!

OR

Does the person that you want to get even with drink red wine? If so, have I got one for you! Get yourself some Neutral Red, a water soluble, crystalline, red dye. Mix some into the persons wine and wait for them to take a leak. (Nuetral Red comes out as red as it goes in, and people have a tendancy to get really nervous when they start peeing what they think is blood!)

Answer 6

cook up a nice pasta dinner and set it all out on the table

with the noodles in one pot and the sauce in another pot

use a nice big soup ladle for the sauce

but first drip about 3-10 drops in the ladle

of super hot sauce  (the kind that will burn out your insides if you take it straight)

let him serve himself

when he scoops out more sauce the hot sauce goes with the sauce he scooped out but doesn't ruin the rest of the sauce.

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Answer 7

Steal his money.

Answer 8

put some glue in his hat so when he wears it it rips out some hair.

Answer 9

Saran wrap on the toilet bowl works really well too.  Do it to a friend at work, you can't even tell the saran wrap is there if you do it right.

Answer 10

I wish you gave more info and what he did to you. Also it would be a practical joke, so make sure it is in clean fun. Short sheet his bed, while he's sleeping, put some warm water in a bucket so hopefully he will put his hand or arm in it. (they usually pee from this! he he ) Super glue his eating utensils when he dines to a napkin. You could try the old Hershey " bar joke and substitute Exlax!!!  The possibilities are endless but I don't know if you live together and I am so curious what he did to you. If I knew or knew something about him, I might be able to give you more. Have fun but do it in good clean fun. I don't know about the Exlax being too clean though! LOL

Answer 11

Saran wrap his entire car, then place a large bow on top with a gift card by his door.  Enjoy