Why do people say that products are ''new and improved?'' If it's new then you have nothing to improve.
And why do they say it's a 'free gift' because you dont have to pay for gifts :)
And how did people find out about milk. I mean did a man just grab a cows bits and drank what came out of it? :)
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp†to have a “S†in it?
When you’re sitting on the upstairs floor, are u sitting on the downstairs ceiling?
If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?
Please tell me if you know anymore :) :) :)
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