Funny quotes!?

Question

I would also love some funny quotes.

Stuff that made you laugh out loud, stuff that made you cry....anything!!!!!!!

Thanks!

Anna, ;D!

Answer 1

I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs.

                                                                                       -- Jerry Garcia

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

                                                                                      -- Benjamin Franklin

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

                                                                                     --Winston Churchill

Answer 2

It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Answer 3

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. XD

-- Jeff Shaw

Answer 4

This is a great website, I go there whenever I'm updating my AIM profile: http://www.best-love-poems.com/funny_lov...

Hope it helps. One of my favorites is "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt so he wears it everyday." Aw, it's so cute! At least, I think so.

Answer 5

Not exactly a quote by someone, this is I guess from Dennis the Menace - nevertheless it is funny.

"I was having a good time until my mother found out that I was having a good time."