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Funny sayings for a baby card?

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i am making my soccer coach a card because she is having a baby! i need a FUNNY saying. she is having a girl

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  1. Ummm...i am not to sure bout these.........

    If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma

    People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them

    Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

    A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

    HERE R SUM POEMS TOO

    I/We hear you have a new addition,

    A sweet little gal who is quite a magician,

    Transforming each normal adult who sees her

    To a comical fool just trying to please her.

    She'll wrap you around her little finger,

    As around her crib you often linger,

    Searching for what can make your hearts twirl--

    The adorable smile of your baby girl.

    Cherish each moment while she's still small.

    Collect sweet memories for later recall.

    For when she's grown up and on her own,

    You'll wonder where the time has flown.

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    A mother's child is every breath that she takes,

    walking hand in hand, they are every step that she makes.

    And as their steps will grow to strides,

    still a child, in mother's eyes.

    Every ache and pain they shall feel,

    mother will share and with love she will kneel.

    She will pray to God to take care of her child,

    to protect and guide them through every mile.

    Her child is the very core of her soul,

    from baby in arms to an adult they will grow.

    For to a mother, her child will stay,

    the precious infant she held that day.

    ***************************

    well i am 12...and not such a gud poet...i hope i helped though

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