Funny sayings?

Question

I need funny sayings,quotes and funny things

that you believe.

Like"Bush makes me more mad then a one legged waitres at i-hop"

Answer 1

We say funny things every day (Amelia Bedilia is a perfect example of this).

Answer 2

How about a funny image... like a kid with spaghetti hanging out of his nose?  Anyway, I found some humorous quotes at www.alternativeeducationbible.com  that you might like.

Answer 3

Ask the butcher "Do you have any brains?"

Ask the waitress "Do you have frog legs?" If she says yes, ask her to hop over with the coffee pot.

Answer 4

you hug your mother with that skin?

Answer 5

We do say funny things down south! Here are my faves:

He's slower than molasses runnin down hill in winter. - my grandpa

It's hotter than a three peckered billy goat today! - guy in parking lot at old Busch Stadium

Answer 6

She has peanut butter legs, smooth and easily spread.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.

Answer 7

He's hotter than fish grease,

I'mma gut you like a fish,

Ca'nt beat that with a stick

Crazy as a run over dog

(It may just be a southern thing though. Hope this is what you had in mind.)