Funny stories or bad experiments at resteraunts?

Question

Sorry for the spelling mistakes. Anyway do you have any funny stories that happened to you at a resteraunt?

Answer 1

yes, i farted real loud! the waiter dropped my wifes salad on some little kid, then his real fat mom went to get up and slipped on the dressing, omg it was way funny

Answer 2

One time we waited at Ruby Tuesdays for like an hour! Than we got our food and they had to return it like 10 times! No lie!

Answer 3

I was at The Kitchen at the Hard Rock Hotel in Universal Orlando and it was late at night and I was sitting at the bar with my friend Kayla and next to me was a bunch of old like biker looking dudes eating burgers. They were like really awkwardly close to me and I turned around and accidentally sneezed all over one of the dudes sitting by me. He looked really mad, then took a napkin and a pen and started to write something. He folded it up and slammed it on the table next to me. When he was gone, I went to see the napkin. It said "Bless You!, love Phil Anselmo, p.s. you owe me a cheese burger!"

Phil Anselmo is the lead singer of a band called Pantera.

It was so cool!

My friend Matt is soooooo jealous that I met them because they are he favorite.

:)

Answer 4

I usually don't do experiments at restaurants.

Answer 5

One time I was eating at Bojangles with my Mom and Dad and my Dad belched really loud. My Mom and I was so embarrassed we got on to him for not saying excuse me. A lady that worked there heard us and starting laughing. So my Dad said that chicken was finger lickin good. We all just busted out laughing.  

Answer 6

This is funny to my family I'm sure you will laugh.

I was 2 years old and just have gotten potty trained so I had my "big girls underwear" on for the first time. My mom took me to a restaurant to meet my dad for dinner. So we are in the restaurant and I am so proud of my "big girls underwear" so I stand up on the table and my dad is like what are you doing(my name)I lifted up my dress I had on and said hey daddy look at my big girls purple underwear so the whole restaurant my parents said were laughing lol it was cute I think.

Another time: (I had two funny times in a restraunt well this one isn't funny but I have to tell)

We were in another restraunt I was two again and I had to this thing where I had to check out all the bathrooms and I said mommy I have to go potty and she said no(my name) they don't have a bathroom here and I heard this guy say I'm going to the bathroom and I said hey they have a potty here now mommy so can I go lol so now she had to take me lol aren't I smart?Ya I was something.

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Hope Iv'e helped

These are all true!

Swear to god!

Answer 7

One time when I was waiting on two older ladies, they wanted omelets, but they wanted it loose and runny, not well cooked. Okay, so the cook prepared the omletes the way that they wanted, really runny and almost raw. I bring it to the table and they complain that it was too well cooked. I bring it back and the cook is freaking out because he knew that he cooked it raw...so he basically made a new batch of omelets, but just slapped them on the plate without cooking them. I bring them back to the ladies and they say that it's cooked to perfection--their liking...yeah...and when I walk away, the kitchen manager tells me that the ladies used straws to drink the runny mess of egg on their plate...yeah. ick. Lol.

Answer 8

One time when I was new to waitressing, I accidentally dropped a whole pitcher of water over a kid. The mom used to be waitress so she didn't care, and she told me things she did that were worse! She made me feel a lot better!