Funny stories or experiences on airplanes?!?

Question

Posted this a minute ago in Travel - whoops!

Someone wrote awhile ago about some experiences in an airplane, about what the pilot said, what the stewardess said, when and how they landed and it was soooo funny! There was one about the checklist for the plane too, omg! Too funny!

If anyone has anything, that'd be great! I need a good laugh!

Thanks, all!

Answer 1

during take off, after the safety check, the stewardess said "...and if you have any comments or questions please keep them to yourself, because we are VERY tired."

also, "be careful when opening the overhead bins, as your luggage may jump out because they very exited to see you"

Answer 2

one time my plane on september 11th got taken over and crashed into a building......too soon?