Funny things that happened in your life?

Question

Funny things that happened in your life?

Answer 1

Today, Konchan (moms cat) was wanting to go outside and my moms friend (who speaks little english) said the cat was angry.

I thought she was saying Konchan was angry because no one was letting him out. My moms friend was just outside of the door and when I opened it, Konchan attacked her!!

Lmao, I felt so bad for laughing but Konchan also attacked her dog, and my moms friend had to kick Konchan away and then run after her poor dog who fled crazy Konchan.

I love Konchan tho :)

Answer 2

I was once walking with a couple of friends (guyz), and coming towards us there were really cute couple a girls, we were looking at each other when my friends shoes laces got tangled causing all 3 of us to fall on the ground right in front of the girls, and they started cracking up, and so did we..was funny and embarrassing of course..

Answer 3

when I was yuonger me a friend and her brother had gone horse riding and the horse had a p**p, my bra was killing me so I loosened it, as you do lol, and on the way back it fell into the p**p, I didn't pick it up as you can imagine lol :)

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Answer 4

i accidentlly killed a small cat when i was running once by stepping on its head BY ACCIDENT. and a few minutes later this guy walked up to me and said have u seen a small cat around here and he described it and it was the same one i stepped on. also to make this story complete a few hours later me and my friend were walking and he accidentally  stepped on some little animals head maybe a squirrel or something and it made a crunching noise im not sure if it wa already dead or not but it was funny

Answer 5

There were signs on a street not to pass but i passed aniway.When i came back i saw some people throwing bricks from a window,they were repairing something.It was one h**l of a luck that the bricks didnt hit me when i was going trough the first time.I mean i didnt even notice them :D

Answer 6

The first time i met my in-laws i got that drunk I was sick all over the wall, curtains and floor of my boyfriends room then passed out !!!   I was so embarassed !!! She had to repaint the wall as it didn't clean up to well as i had an indian for my dinner that night so it was a lovely pinky orange colour. I didn't go back round for a few weeks. Cringe ..............

We all laugh about it now but at the time it was terrible.

Answer 7

The summer before going into the 8th grade, I had long hair (I'm a guy) and I was getting sick of it.  I kept asking my mom to take me to get a haircut, but she wouldn't.  It was getting so annoying that I just wanted to get rid of it.  It was at this point that I made the decision to cut my own hair.  

It came out terrible.  So to teach me a lesson, she said she would make me go to school (which started in 3 days) like that for a couple days.  

Fastforward to 2 days later.  My friend and I are washing his chocolate lab and decide to squirt the liquid soap all over the very smooth concrete on his back patio and ski across it.  

This was really fun until I decided to try and do a 360.  While skating backward on the soap-slicked concrete, I fell forward.  I tried to put my hands down to stop my face from hitting, but the concrete was too slippery and I absorbed all the damage with my right-front tooth.  

It was chipped.

I now had a haircut that looked like I took a buzz-saw to it AND a chipped tooth on the 1st day of school.  

By mere coincidence, the movie "Dumb and Dumber" had just come out that weekend before school started (on monday), and I looked exactly like Jim Carey's character in the movie.  

To make matters worse, we had to take our yearbook pictures on the first day of school.  This whole fiasco is forever immortalized on the pages of that 8th grade yearbook.  It seemed very demoralizing at the time, but I took it in stride and made light of it.  Even thinking it was humorous myself.  

On wednesday, my mom took me to get my tooth fixed and to get a haircut.  My tooth and my hair finally looked normal again, but what an ordeal!