Funny things to say to a doc right before surgery begins?

Question

I'm getting my wisdom teeth surgery in about an hour and i had a funny for when i just about fall asleep from the IV's that they give me.

I was thinking of trying to say something like... "Hey doc... iv always wanted to tell you one thing...I...* clock out*

Anyone got any ideas?

Answer 1

Just prior ask if he been drinking. Or did he wash his hands. Or if great looking, ask if want to.................

Answer 2

"I better not wake up dead"

Answer 3

For the more medically inclined:

To the anaesthetist, "Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I had malignant hyperthermia?"

EDIT: To the Doc... Yeah, but can you imagine how they'd react? It'd be kinda funny... surely?

Answer 4

My name isnt "         "  

Insert your name there^

Answer 5

have him follow your finger with his eyes(like a DUI test) or ask him to recite his ABC's backwards

Answer 6

Will I be able to play the violin when this is all over?  :-)

Edited to add

To Sock: Ouch!  That's not nice...  :-)

Answer 7

"Whatever you do, try to keep yourself from saying 'oops' ".

Answer 8

love you