Funny things to say to the "pool boy"... giving out best answer!?

Question

So, my boyfriend works for a company that makes chlorine for pools and works at a help desk where he answers phones. I have been teasing him about his being a pool boy and lonely housewives calling him up. Know some funny things to say about the women and what they say when they call "the pool boy"?

I already used "my heater is broken why don't you come over and we'll figure out a way to heat things up?"

also used

"my pool needs a good cleaning do you have that tool with the extendable rod because it is very deep and needs extra attention"

Just saying all of these things to him in jest but need a few more :) Thought this would be more fun than the typical does he like me questions that seem to pop up... just funny stuff with some inuendo

Answer 1

my pools dried out, can you help me make it wet again.....?

Answer 2

OK

Answer 3

my pool is empty why dont u come on in fill it up!