Funny things your kids have said lately....?

Question

Okay...

So my 3 y.o was wearing a right last night. I told her it was mine because I found it first. She told me "no, I found it on Sierra's finger". I just couldn't stop laughing.

Then her bigger sisters lately have decided to let eachother know their little sister (3 y.o) is coming by saying "Amber Alert, Amber Alert" (her name is Amber). I just think its neat the way they come up with things.

Answer 1

My youngest told my oldest "I have a booger and I'm not afraid to use it" it was hysterical.

I love the "amber alert" that is too funny.

Answer 2

About 2 weeks ago me my mom and my daugther and her adoptive mom were at the park. Me and her a mom were talking and i noticed a little boy took aria's bike and started rding it. Well aria was on the monkey bars and noticed her bike to she point while still on the monkey bars and said Aria's Bike Aria's bike No no No Aria's bike. We all had a great laugh it was so cute. ( she's only 17 months so yeah super cute)

Answer 3

My three year old son was at the Grand Canyon, when he saw it, it from one of the viewing platforms he said, "Woooooow!  Who painted all the hills?"  So funny!

Answer 4

Thats funny I was laughing really hard.............

  My daughter is only going to be a year she hasn't said anything cute..........

  A few days ago thou the dog was l*****g her,and then all of a sudden she stuck out her tough,and licked the dog back.

Answer 5

My son came home today from preschool with a A G painted on a piece of green paper in the style that numbers are painted on jerseys.  We went over to my mom's house to swim, and he was so pround of his creation he took it along and kept showing everyone saying...  "Look, my teacher said it's my muscles".  We couldn't figure out what he meant, until we realized she must have said INITIALS, but he didn't know that word, so he heard it as "muscles".  

So now I have a 4 year old son who thinks his muscles look like green paper with white paint...  :-)

Answer 6

Yesterday we were down at the hospital visiting my premmie babies with my 18 month old son and one of the other babies in there started crying. He looked at it asnd said 'shut up' I was trying so hard not to laugh, I told him it was naughty but it was so funny.

Answer 7

We where at Lincolin log cabins the other day and my three year old daughter Samantha said "You guys he's dead we don't have to worry about him anymore" and when I took my five year old son to the park he said "Get thease other people of my play ground mommy! also ,my five year old Pix was talking on the phone with his grandma and he said "Want to talk to Twizzler?" and handed the phone to our dog who ran around with it for a while and when I caught Twizzler finally I scolded Pix for breaking the phone and he said "I didn't do it mom Twizzler did didn't you see?"

one time My nephew told Pix how to use a dictionary and he looked up the word voodoo because my nephew thought it would be an easy word and he said "Voodoo" the uh the canal leading from the genatal of a female?and my nephews like WHAT? OH NOT THAT PIX!

Answer 8

My 4 yr old was playing the PS2 and he started to cuss at the game. I said, "Joey do not cuss at the game"! He turned to me and said, "Mama, I said fudge".  

He really did not say fudge. It just gose to show you that a 4 yr old will lie to get out of trouble. lol

Answer 9

my daughter went up to my husband and said "daddy no homo"...we have no idea why she said that and it was kind of funny but i told her calmly that's not nice and to not say that again....................oh boy......geez!

she's 3 btw.........