Funny turkish quotes?

Question

does anybody know short funny turkish quotes!!? with translation please .

thanks

Answer 1

My favourite is "herkes elindeki..."

It's shortened from a much longer sentence and is said when you see someone with something - such as a pen or a salt shaker - in his hand: It means "Whatever's in your hand, let everyone stick it up your a..."

Another is slightly longer:

"Karı severim, karı, hele donsuz olursa" - it's the ultimate pun it means both "I love the winter especially if it is without frost" AND "I love women, especially if they are without panties"