Funny ways to start a conversation with a teacher?

Question

anyone? just some funny ways =]

Answer 1

I dont think funny conversations are good from students to teachers. You can be nice but not funny, because they are not the same of our ages. But if the teacher already know you, you can can make funny statements during the conversation. If you started being funny they may not accept it. It all depends if he/she is a funny person or a serious one.

Answer 2

"didn't i see your picture on a 'paedophile watch' website?"

OR

if that's too risky for you,

"so, you're a teacher? couldn't do a proper job eh?"

OR

if that's still too risky,

"how much would i have to pay you to give me an A in this class?"

OR

just for fun, if they're an easy-going teacher, just try and guess their first name. always fun =]