Funny yearbook sayings...?

Question

I'm going into 9th grade and I want to write something funny in everyone's yearbook...none of the upside down or crack stuff...and no rhymes....

one idea i was thinking of was: See you in prison. -Name

stuff like that

Answer 1

see you in h**l

you owe my 5 bucks

i have a deadly skin virus

sorry the rubber broke

draw a cute drawing

include an inside joke

Answer 2

i always right something random like

drink plenty of good fluids.

Call 1-800-Collect, save up to 44%

Stay away from ferris wheels

id go with anything random

always funny

Answer 3

A very helpful site of Quotations

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