G'day mate. I have a few questions for people of Canada?

Question

We have kangaroos to take us to work, what do u have?

We have maneating crocodiles that are always hungry

Just thought I'd check in and see what you all have got

Answer 1

I go to work on a Polar Bear, we have flying whales and ticks the size of your head!

Answer 2

i've got a huge pack of huskys with complete sleds to take me to work..  i work as one of the Canadian Mounted Police..

we ride of polar bears..   but i usually use them mooses..  we got beavers that eat my toilet paper,,  and that why i stash them roll by roll in the  corner of igloo..  we got summer tipis too, like y'all have cottages..  and guess what,  there is whole lot of maply syrup... enough for all of us to make maple taffy.. eh?

Answer 3

G'day cobber, ya don't have to worry about crocs in Canada its the bloody mad snow plow drivers that will get ya

and ya need a peg for ya nose if you run into a skunk!

Answer 4

One of the great Candian Symbols is the beaver.  We tend to hunt for it at an incredible rate, especially after a few Molson's.

Answer 5

We've got mosquitos so big they'll make off with your beer if you set it down for a minute, don't you know.

Answer 6

You have to look both ways before crossing a trail in the snow, since you could either be run over by a snowmobile or a dog sled. Of course, we have no roads in most parts of Canada. :P

The only businesses that are allowed in Canada are the logging and fur trades. Be sure to brush up on your lumberjack and hunting skills before coming over.

Everyone knows each other since of course, we happen to be one of the smallest countries in the world, so all our major cities are within walking (or sledding) distance. Mike from Ontario? Of COURSE I know him!

We are just starting to get electricity connected to our igloo homes. I am one of the lucky first ones to have a computer and internet connection.

Answer 7

Mastadons are part of the free public transit system. You will have to pay for a bus, streetcar, or subway, though. In summer, we have man-eating mosquitos, deer flies, black flies, and gnats, In the fall, we have hornets.

Answer 8

Dog sleds.. and igloo's.. :)

Plus piles of beer drinking mooses and beavers!

you dont' want to mess with a drunken moose

Answer 9

We work as lumberjacks. we ride on polar bears or dog sleds... we live in igloos and in the rest of our free time we play hockey!....lol

Answer 10

frozen tundra's and hockey....bears too