GENTLEMEN: DOES MODERN FEMINISM mean that your cat will be treated like a 3RD CLASS CITIZEN?

Question

I've always felt that citizens' lawn mowing privileges were very important, especially to cats, as evidenced in the following clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpuXtxmaiCo

Some of you may remember the marvelous days when cats were free to mow lawns as they pleased.

Now, due to FEMINISM, such days are GONE FOREVER!

Answer 1

will you marry me?

Edit: grrrrrrrr lol I will go seek Anatol then

Answer 2

Poor p***y cats.   :(

Answer 3

I feel your pain, I really do, but cats should really switch to push reel mowers, for environmental reasons.

Answer 4

Sorry men don't have cats - only female feminists have them.....

Answer 5

Yep, he's all mine, ladies. Hands off!!!

You complete me.

Answer 6

Oh, I remember those days... carefree cats mowing lawns, gardening, washing the car, barbecuing on the grill...

WHY, feminism, WHY????!!!

Answer 7

lol, good one!

Answer 8

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...

Answer 9

What's that pussycat? ohh ohhh ohhhhh!!