GOOD PUNS!!!!???? what are some REALLY good puns???????????

Question

like i hold out some salt to someone and ask them what is this

and they say salt

and then i say you could call it salt but it might get in-salted (insulted)

lol funny

just name as may as you can :):):):):):):):)

Answer 1

you hold out salt and they ask is this salt and u say its as- salted (assaulted) as it can get

Answer 2

I throw salt at people and tell them they've been "a-salted".

Answer 3

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

Answer 4

*I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

*To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

*A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

Answer 5

He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.