GOOD excuse to leave work early??

Question

Okay im at work right noww n dying of boredom.. its 245pm i dont get to leave till 5, does anybody kno any good excuses i could tell my boss to leave earlly?? thankssss

Answer 1

drop kick yourself down a flight of stairs

Answer 2

Say that you have a migraine and it is making you nauseous.

Answer 3

Say your home is on fire

Answer 4

 i dont know if your a man or a woman, but if your a man buy a tv in your office and say your done with your work and play xbox or just plain watch tv. if your a girl say your on your period and you werent prepared

Answer 5

Where did all you sanctimonious twats come from? Most people honestly don't care how perfect you are.

Answer 6

ok just say to your boss that you are bleeding out of your booty and you just say it comeing out on you chair and see what your boss has to say then.

                                                                  S.S.G.B.

Answer 7

Say it's that time of the month and you did not bring any protection.
Your boss will be so embarassed you will be out of the office in no time.

Answer 8

hah i like the previous guys post, the fact that his avatar wears a military uniform makes it seem more robot like and deuchey

Answer 9

Tell them you lost it for DUI.

Answer 10

how about you do your god d**n job and feel lucky you have one, there is so many people out there would kill just to have a job and your trying to leave early? people in america are so freaking lazy its sick. if your trying to leave early, do everyone a huge favor and quit, so someone who actually wants and needs the money can go be bored and get paid. think about it.

Answer 11

Tell the boss the cable guy is coming to hook up your cable. The fire department called and said there was a small fire at your home/ apartment. One of your children is sick and needs to be picked up from day care (you won't get any arguements- I have to pick the kids up all the time because of this- anyone with kids knows). Walk into the boss's office and say, in a quiet voice," I don't feel well- I need to go home" and then walk quickly to the restroom. Stay in there for about 10 minutes. He won't argue- or even ask because he probably really doesn't want to know.
     Everyone needs a day off every now and then- don't feel guilty about taking a sick day here and there. We work to live, not live to work. Most people would probably be happier if they took a sick day every now and then.