Gag joke thingyish help

Question

my uncles bday is coming up and well when i was little he told me if i didnt eat my vegatables the boogie man will get me so i found a movie called The Boogie Man its $18 would u get it or something else

Answer 1

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side

Why did it want to get to the otherside

to get to the pub

Why did it want to get to the pub

to go to the toilet

Why did it want to go to the toilet

because all the c***s were there

Answer 2

get it by all means

Answer 3

I would definately give him the Boogie man movie but I would also give him some veggies to nibble while he watches

Answer 4

i would get it