Gary Bettman makes a Guest appearance to Y/A Hockey. What would you ask/say to him?

Question

This is "if" he does!!

What would you ask/say to him?

Answer 1

I would request he refer to this link,  http://www.metroposts.com/images/avatars...

while asking the following questions:

How does it feel to have every essence of your character immortalized by this great individual?

Do you really ask yourself "Why's everybody always picking on me" on a steady basis?

Would you have gained the respect you deserve if your parents and  teacher were able to say more than "Waa wa wu-a wawa"?

Answer 2

Would you consider moving teams back to Canada?

Answer 3

I wouldn't ask him anything but my account would probably get suspended given what I would want to say to him!  I'm sure it would violate the Y!A terms of service!

Answer 4

helloooooooooooooo down theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!

Answer 5

There are many players in the league other than Sidney Crosby. Some of them are even better so, why not spread the marketing love a touch.

Oh, by the way, time to retire the "come get the cup" line and come up with a new shtik.

Answer 6

My name is Jim Balsillie. Why won't you return my phone calls?

Answer 7

What's your problem with Canada?

Answer 8

How do you plan to keep penalty calls more consistent?

Answer 9

Why were you all shaky when you spoke after the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup?

Are you only doing this job so you will be noticed by other men?

Have you ever dated or even talked to a woman before?

Answer 10

1. Isn't it time for you to leave?

The big hand did touch the little hand on the clock...

2. Count Dracula is that you?

Answer 11

Why does the state of Florida have 2 hockey teams while Canada has only 6?

What is a more interesting game to watch.  One where there is a lot of consistent play, but there might be some clutching and grabbing but where both teams clearly grind and work their guts out.  Or one where, based off of obstruction rules, each team has 9-11 power plays?  

Why did it take so long to get a salary cap in place?

How can you explain having 2 lockouts, one of them resulting in a full season of hockey erased under your watch?

Why would somebody who worked for the NBA be a good solution for the NHL?

When are you going to leave?

Answer 12

resign

Answer 13

"nice hair, what conditioner do you use?"

"why haven't you quit and gotten a job at the NBA yet?"

"do you want to get into the trunk of my car, im getting ready to drive it off a cliff to better the world?"

Answer 14

Bettman! Why do you remind me of a greedy elf?

Why do you decide to move hockey teams to areas that don't get below 60 degrees and the fans think that a zamboni is an Italian sasauge?

Answer 15

I'd ask anout the league's current television contract w/Versus and why they didn't pursue a deal w/ESPN which presents not only a larger audience but also increases hockey coverage on sportscentre to the american public

Answer 16

So what exactly do you have against tradition Mr. Bettman?

Also, thank you for the consistency of the calls.

Oh, and how is Sidney recovering from his Stanley Cup loss because I'm sure you see him at every possible moment

Answer 17

Reduce the amount of teams.

Get rid of Reebok jerseys.

Make penalty calling more consistent.

Answer 18

Are you in a relationship with Sidney Crosby, sir?

Did you teach Sid how to shave yet?

Did you tuck Sid into bed the other night?

Answer 19

So how are you and Sid doing?

Answer 20

I wouldn't ask him anything

I would just call him a douche bag...

Answer 21

Why did the officials wait until the final series between the Red Wings and the Penguins to stop calling obstruction interference calls?