Gasoline is a elohssa gnikcuf to the environment & OUR WALLETS, so why don't we nickname gasoline "Assholine?"

Question

You WOULD agree, wouldn't you? Hydrogen, Ethanol, and Biodiesel would be considered "wonderful friends," on the other hand.

Answer 1

You just did, this is how different terms get invented.

Answer 2

Perhaps you have found the keys to a new and cleaner civilization.  If not, keep up the effort, thanks.

Answer 3

I like that.  I don't think it would become acceptable in the common lexicon because of it's negative connotation.  If you can think of something else that is clever and shows disdain, without the swearing, it would be more effective.