Gee, i have a serious, very important problem!?

Question

well, we got this kitten, and i didnt expect it to eat! and it doesnt match my new couch, so i want to get rid of it! who can i call? also, for some odd reason, it poops all over the house, and im too lazy to get a litter box or realize that its only 6 weeks old. (this whole thing is a joke, by the way)

Answer 1

I got 2 points! YAY

Answer 2

well, in my opinion you can make selling signs on microsoft office advertising the kitten, or, you could get rid of your couch, or, call the pound/animal controle to take him/her away, seeing you dont want responsibility and the cute lil thing dosnt match your couch...

also, all things eat, im sure you dont because you sound like a bimbo to me, hope i helped xo :o)

Answer 3

l,;....;.';

Answer 4

thanks for the help. Btw choose a best answer and get three points bak

Answer 5

okay

Answer 6

wow, hilarious joke. (this answer is sarcastic, by the way) thanks for the points!

Answer 7

i heard one person seriosly ask a question like this before i told him that he was lazy and now i have a new cat

Answer 8

That isn't even funny.  I know it's a joke, but it's cruel.  Some jokes can be offencive, like that one.  Ask that in beauty, and some people will think you're serious!  Again, not even funny.  Wow...you lost 5 points, and I gained 2 points telling you what I REALLY thought...interesting.

Answer 9

Wow- you are just too .....

Answer 10

Hooray!!! 2 points. If you are not bright enough to not ask questions like this, please let me know. I would like the extra points.

Answer 11

2 POINT'S EXTRA XD

Answer 12

antifreeze kills cats, then you could just bury it in the back yard, its fast and cheap, but you could just put it in a bag and tie a rope around it's neck and strangle it, thats how my dad killed his cat.

Answer 13

The funny thing is....you lost 5 points and I gained 2 points because you asked this stupid question!

Answer 14

Feed it to the neighbours dog ?........................also kidding !

(but not a bad idea )

Answer 15

Some waste of a question! but o well! bad for you!

Answer 16

so um. Yay. congradutlations on ur new kitten! I love em. But even if you didnt get a kitten. I got 2 points. You lost 5. Why dont you use ur points on somtin else. Like asking the public what questions they have? hmmmmmm?

Well,

good 4 u! On wastin ur points

Answer 17

The sad thing is, there are some people out there who would seriously ask this question. Sad world we live in.

Answer 18

Wouldn't it have been sad if thats what your mom said about you when she brought you home from the hospital...  " I just had this baby and she wants to EAT... and she poops and pees all the time, I'm too lazy to bath her and she doesn't match a thing in the house." Think before you talk. There is a time and a place for offensive humour, and I don't think you are the next Sarah Silverman or Daniel Tosh. Grow up and choose a new career path.