General dissapointment about the lack of inspirational headlines this morning?

Question

Is anyone else, like me, deeply dissapointed by the lack of imagination on behalf of the Sports press to think up catchy puns as headlines to welcome Mike "the Lion" Catt back into the England rugby team? Surely the best rugby player of all time deserves a better introduction than a lame "The Catt's out of the Bag".

I would have liked to have seen something more along the lines of :

"If the milk turns out to be sour, Mike ain't the kind of p***y to drink it"

or

"Catt set to get creamed"

Any alternative headlines welcome - the best one gets 10 shiny points.

Answer 1

Randy, do you even know who Mike Catt is?

He's the greatest Rugby player of all time.

How dare you blaspheme like that. He's the saviour of northern hemisphere rugby

Answer 2

Mike Catt is rubbish.