Gentlemen: if you were on a desert island with your girlfriend(s)--?

Question

and you could have only one spanking implement, which implement would it be?

A link to help in your selection:http://www.aswgt.com/

An orderly island is a happy island, and discipline maintains order, yes?

Answer 1

A real man needs nothing but his hand... *winks*

Answer 2

Hmm maybe a paddle or strap.  I wouldn't hurt her but do it just enough for her to "burn" with desire.  :D  Hmm what about a coconut shell?  You could "cup" her...!  I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds funny.

Edit: What is the world coming to when a Devil Woman doesn't want to punish others!?@  Lol.  Sorry Devil Woman, I couldn't refuse...

Answer 3

I am all for the weaved Rattan paddle... Thanks for the link!

Answer 4

Right, Johno.  Some of these questions really do belong in the mental health section.  

Carlos, you're not funny.  Please, stop trying to torture us.  You are much better at serious stuff.

Answer 5

lmao, Sir, are you that bored to have asked such a question? =P

Answer 6

None of the above, so I choose a soap opera with the leading lady whining over something.  I can't stand soap operas.

There is really no need I do know how to behave, and I always behave myself.