German Xenophobia?

Question

Who would win in a fight between British Louts, SA Xenophobes and small minded Germans? LOL!!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080603/tuk-german-guide-to-brit-free-holiday-dba1618.html

Answer 1

The South Africans win for sure. They mean business. If they have a problem with you, they honour you with a flaming necklace.

A German deliberately setting his alarm clock to 6am, so that he can place his towel over a deck chair, stupidly believing he has reserved it for the day (even if he never gets round to using it) will end up losing his towel and probably his life (or jaw) in South Africa.

South Africans do not take kindly to such audacities. If they think they have it rough with the English, they aint seen nothing yet!

Answer 2

Holy Crappies I feel very sorry for a German in SA trying to reserve a place with a towel,some lucky guy will be flogging German towels that's for sure.!!!!

Answer 3

I'd say black South Africans hands down!

They fight like real bush men and animals. Which I must say can come in handy!

P.S. The reason I say black South Africans is because whites don't do Xenophobia....ohhhh no... we are just racist buggers!!

Answer 4

We would win of course because our youth are not drunken football lout they are trained fighters dragged up in some of the worst ghettos in Africa, the bodies of those pale drunken hooligans would litter every street in the town and those German n***s would be crushed as easily as we crushed all white resistance in Africa.

Answer 5

Lol Honey do you really think the black South Africans are gonna let some towel stop them from claiming a beach chair,I think the best advice will be for them Germans to shut right up.

I know when me and my hubby were in Greece there was an influx of them,and him indoors being Irish just told them to p**S off in a lingo that any one can understand never mind if you're English or German,they gave us a wide berth the whole holiday.xxxx