Harry is new to the area, and is trying to make friends with his reclusive neighbor, so he wanders over next door to find Lou sitting on his porch, doing little if anything...
Hey Lou, fish are biting on the river...let's go hook some.
Nah Harry, tried that once...didn't like it.
Got a new .22 target pistol...let's sight it in on the gun club's range.
Nah, tried that once...didn't like it.
Nice weather for golf.
Nah, tried that once...didn't like it.
Bowling maybe?
Nah, tried that once...didn't like it.
Just then, a little boy came out and jumped up into Lou's lap.
Who is this handsome little fella?
My son.
Your only child?
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