Getting people's attention (psychokinesis)?

Question

If you don't know, if you're just trying to be funny, just go on to the next question dudes, please. Yes I know that you could "get someones attention by throwing something at them" and that "Wow, someone needs to get off the computer" I want a real answer, no funnybusiness please.

Now that I've got that out of the way.

Is there a way to get someone's attention without touching them. I've read about Chi Energy, Psi balls and such, and I'm not sure I buy it. I've tried to make a ball of Chi Energy and I felt something, but I'm not sure if it's just my brain compensating for deep wishing and wanting. But In all seriousness, is there a way to get someone's attention, by harnessing your Chi energy, through your mind, etc?

Answer 1

get your p***s out, works every time

Answer 2

The type of thing you are talking about takes years of discipline and study.  You can't learn from a text book, and you can't learn overnight.  Find yourself a good metaphysical class or mentor.

Answer 3

show your personal fascination .

let people know you are the best in some aspect.